Please, please, please do not rebuke your friend with self-satisfying relish. No one should ever enjoy rebuking a friend. There will be a shaking voice, tears in your eyes, trembling hands, a sincere conviction, and a heart dripping with gracious love. You won’t expect them to…
Do you guys remember the fellow whovian I saw have a fanboy attack in Wal-Mart a while ago? I saw him in a bookstore.
And he saw me. We made eye contact and I didn’t really know what to say so I just was like “hello, sweetie.” And he smiled and I thought he was just gonna walk away but he straightened his bowtie (YES HE WAS WEARING A FUCKING BOWTIE) and looked me straight in the eyes and said “hi honey, I’m home.”
Then he came around to the aisle I was in and offered to buy me a book. And so I was like “is that a pickup line?” And he was like “Yes. You and me. All of time and space. Where do you wanna go?”
And now we’re going out tonight.
//Can I just say THIS IS SO SWEET! Also, I met my current girlfriend through Doctor Who. That show is a matchmaking machine!
I love this story. Also, might I add that buying someone a book is way better way to hook up than buying them a drink.